Professor Roy and the Amazingly Bad Poetry (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} reallybadpoetry) wrote,@ 2007-06-03 19:56:00 |
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ABPJ Director's Cut - "A Woman Known As Eve"
[because it's already too long]
"It beholds the very first start / of the world's beginning" -- as opposed to the last start of the beginning of the world? And wait a minute, if I crack open good ol' King James, God created Adam on the SIXTH day (thus the title of the unholy Gov. Arnold movie about clones). This is nothing less than sloppy writing on Brian's part. Has he even opened a bible? The Sistine Chapel actually depicts the creation of the heavens -- but Brian is referring us directly to the Creation of Man. What about the dinosaurs and their 160 million years on earth? The creation of the human did not mark the beginning of the earth! God creates the non-human animals (including dinosaurs, presumably) and then 160 million years pass, the dinosaurs don't work out, and he creates Adam. All glossed over in four verses. Oh, Creationism. Love it.
[because it's already too long]
"It beholds the very first start / of the world's beginning" -- as opposed to the last start of the beginning of the world? And wait a minute, if I crack open good ol' King James, God created Adam on the SIXTH day (thus the title of the unholy Gov. Arnold movie about clones). This is nothing less than sloppy writing on Brian's part. Has he even opened a bible? The Sistine Chapel actually depicts the creation of the heavens -- but Brian is referring us directly to the Creation of Man. What about the dinosaurs and their 160 million years on earth? The creation of the human did not mark the beginning of the earth! God creates the non-human animals (including dinosaurs, presumably) and then 160 million years pass, the dinosaurs don't work out, and he creates Adam. All glossed over in four verses. Oh, Creationism. Love it.
